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“my mom’s not wearing any underwear!”
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“what no tip?”
“here’s a tip! serve your customers!” 
“here’s another! don’t sit on any cold benches!” 

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(via slapthatassbutt)

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Lorelai: This father, this father from Chilton, he, uh, drove out to the inn all the way from Hartford just to ask me out.
Luke: Really? You going?
Lorelai: No. He’s got a kid in school with Rory, and the whole thing just seemed a little weird.
Luke: Oh, good.
Lorelai: Good?
Luke: Yeah, I think it’s good that you turned him down.
Lorelai: Okay.
Luke: I mean, he’s probably old, right?
Lorelai: Old?
Luke: Yeah. I mean, he’s got a kid in high school.
Lorelai: Well, so do I.
Luke: Yeah, but you were young when you had Rory. Most people aren’t that young. Most people are, uh…
Lorelai: Old.
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: Like this guy who asked me out.
Luke: But you’re not going.
Lorelai: No, I’m not going.

(via monksonthelam)

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starshollowconfessions:

Submission!

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OBVIOUSLY!
christopher is such an asshole